Anna Fair has a best friend, his name is Bubby. He is most beloved of all things beloved. If you had seen Bubby yesterday, you would know he was loved and believed he would never be white again. It takes a lot of work and magic to get Bubby away from his friend. We do have a back up Bubby. Back up Bubby is not beloved, he is ignored and begrudgingly taken as a last resort. The plan was to keep beloved Bubby clean for a while and Anna Fair could use back up Bubby. Unfortunately, she followed me into the laundry room and spied a tiny slip of him hanging from the shelf, throwing back up Bubby to the floor, she flipped out.
Ahhh, sweet reunion.
Let's break this down. First, you must face plant in Bubby, rub your face on him, maybe even a little drool. I forgot to put Bubby in bed with her once, she cried for an hour. I've never done that again.
While holding Bubby, thumb sucking is a must. Especially good if the thumb has not been washed all day.
The other hand is busy rubbing Bubby between her fingers. True nirvana. I feel sleepy just looking at her face.
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