Difference Between Mom and Dad

There is a distinct difference between moms and dads and it was brought home to me during vacation. Mom was very careful to barely get Laurie in the waves, made sure none of them came up higher than her knees. Dad dunked her right in and let them slam into her. Mom will be safe and Dad will be adventurous and fun. Don't worry, Dad, next year, Laurie will think you are awesome. I warn you, viewer discretion is advised.

I really don't like the sound of my own voice.